I swear there must be a baby duck trapped up my as

[tomasmk2]

FREE DAFFY!

RACK!

[Bill-DC]

At least you have a duck in there. I've had the runs since I ate lasagne for lunch and I'm afraid to fart because I'll skid my underwear. Fuck!

Bill-DC

[Dickie Thon]

I was in the shower this morning, the day after 6 beers, a few eggs, cereal and chips all night. I was washing my hair and squeezed out a fart that sounded like a fucking little quacking DUCK! Did a duck crawl up my ass last night? Holy shit that was eerie! I need to start audio taping my shower farts and linking you guys to the soundbites through my computer so you'll know I'm not full of shit.

[Python]

Aflack!

[Bill-DC]

Raaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

[Dickie Thon]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bill-DC:
Raaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually it sounded more like "Quaaaaaaaaaccccckkkk!"

[tomasmk2]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bill-DC:
At least you have a duck in there. I've had the runs since I ate lasagne for lunch and I'm afraid to fart because I'll skid my underwear. Fuck!

Bill-DC</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

If there is a scarier feeling than a wet fart in public, I need to know!

war clinched cheeks

[REBDOG]

Quack 'Em!!

[quacker backer]

who said Duck??

let me out!!!!!